ithinkitsdashing:

amarriageoftrueminds:

shit can you actually imagine what it would be like to be hungover at Hogwarts? staircases with vanishing steps, doors that are just walls pretending, corridors that lead somewhere different depending on what day it is, and a malevolent spirit of chaos who lives to make noise/your life difficult. Bloody hell…

So. How many times do you guys think Sirius did that? Just got down on all fours and whispered to the stairs

please mr.stair

have I not been good to you?

please stop moving

it would be most kind 

I am dying

this is a dying man’s wish

please mr. stair

okay

gonna nap here

okay

shhh…

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.

This actually happens.

We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re  all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.

So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.

So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.

It was the funniest shit ever.