a dean/cas fic where cas runs a cat blog on tumblr and dean discovers it
“This is what you do in your free time?”
“You’d be surprised how many cats there are on the internet.”
“Oh I’m sure I would be. But man, why look at pictures of cats when you can look at a real one?”
“Because I don’t own a real one Dean,” Castiel admonishes.
“Are you sure about that?” Dean says, stepping out into the hall briefly before coming back with something cradled in his arms.
“I’m very positive—Oh. Dean.” Castiel almost purrs himself as he picks up the kitten Dean has just placed on his lap.
….Supernatural fans I am this close to turning this fandom around and going straight home.
What the eff, kids?
what if sam could like take off his sideburns and use them as blades or some shit like he just throws them at monsters and they get decapitated and then they just fly right back into place like nothing even happened that would be fucking swEET
And two days into hiatus….
What if Cas hides Dean from the creatures with his wings?
And Dean doesn’t know why an invisible force is suddenly holding him against Cas’ side.
And Cas is just like, “I’m hiding you.”
And dear christ Dean’s heart is going so fast it physically hurts because he’s so scared.
And he’s like “Cas-“
And Cas just sort of goes “Shh” and pulls Dean closer and he’s giving all the monsters his Holy Glare™
what if.
WHAT IF GABRIEL IS THERE OH MY GOD
OH MY GOSH THAT MAKES SENSE THAT’S WHERE ANGELS GO WHEN THEY DIE HOLY COW EVERYBODY IS COMING BACK. GABRIEL, BALTHAZAR, RUBY, LILITH, AZAZEL. THEY’RE ALL IN THERE. WITH DEAN AND CASTIEL.
You know what Supernatural should do
They should kill off Dean and Sam and have season eight be about them in heaven with all their old pals, but have heaven be really messed up with so many angels missing and have the season be about them fighting off demons trying to invade heaven and trying to exorcise Bobby who is still on earth as an angry spirit with Cas’s help because he’s their go-between and
shit, I’d watch that show
p.s. have the fact that Mary and John are missing from heaven be a big plot point, and have Adam heading the demonic army trying to invade heaven. His revenge for having heaven taken away from him is heaven being destroyed. YES.
