Let’s say the rvb guys took a vacation on earth or something okay
So, a Quidditch match at Hogwarts, right? Slytherin vs Gryffindor (yeah yeah obvious, I know
shut up). And all of a sudden there’s this STAMP STAMP CLAP from the Gryffindor stand and all the Muggle-borns start singing/screaming WE WILL ROCK YOU across the pitch towards the Slytherins. And then there’s this little pause while the Muggle-born Slytherins (you know those fuckers are there, don’t deny it) have a really speedy chat, and then they retaliate with WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!
and the wizards are just standing there like what the fuck is going on??
Imagine fucking Steven Moffat. He tries to razzle dazzle you with interesting yet unappealing tricks during foreplay. Before you know it, you’re subjected to a quick and pathetic orgasm. When you tell him you’re disappointed, he walks out of the room. You’re left wondering how so many people can enjoy sex with him.