Hey what up ya'll? I’m Samara, allegedly an adult but in firm denial of the fact. Apparently a qualified journalist but I'll believe it when I see it. Currently seeking higher education because YOLO, right? I'm invested in way too many fandoms: Doctor Who, Supernatural, Rooster Teeth, The Avengers, Sherlock Holmes, Firefly, Lost, Harry Potter and most things Marvel. I'm deeply in love with my girlfriend and am a full time crazy cat lady (these two are not interrelated). I’m in a perpetual need of a haircut.
July 29th
3:59 PM
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"It’s out there, Simmons. We just have to have faith and we’ll find it."

Let’s say the rvb guys took a vacation on earth or something okay

March 30th
3:36 PM
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princeowl:

once one of my straight male friends who has a significant amount of sex asked me ‘when two girls do it how do you know when you’re finished’ and to this day thats one of the saddest things ive ever heard 

March 29th
10:14 PM
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edwardianfred:

So, a Quidditch match at Hogwarts, right? Slytherin vs Gryffindor (yeah yeah obvious, I know shut up). And all of a sudden there’s this STAMP STAMP CLAP from the Gryffindor stand and all the Muggle-borns start singing/screaming WE WILL ROCK YOU across the pitch towards the Slytherins. And then there’s this little pause while the Muggle-born Slytherins (you know those fuckers are there, don’t deny it) have a really speedy chat, and then they retaliate with WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!

and the wizards are just standing there like what the fuck is going on??

March 11th
1:17 AM
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Rooster Teeth Meme: 1/4 Quotes

We were standing at the top of the stairs. I don’t know why he decided to say this, but he did. But he called me something. I don’t know what it was and at that point I was like “Well, ENJOY DEATH.” And I just shoved him down the stairs and he fell all the way down. He starts crying. I can hear my parents dropping things in the kitchen and coming. And I’m like “oh no, I’m going to get in trouble for pushing my brother down the stairs. However, I won’t get in trouble if we’re both injured.” So I threw myself down the stairs and pretended to be really hurt. (x)

February 22nd
11:44 PM
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bangniam:

things to say during sex

  • gee whiz
  • are you feeling it now mister krabs
  • shark bait ooh ha ha
  • lets win this for mother russia
  • whats your gamertag
  • getcha head in the game
  • PULL THE LEVER KRONK
May 24th
10:27 PM
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demonsofslash:

Plot twist: There is no third Hobbit movie. They cram the entire rest of the book into Desolation of Smaug, and they don’t tell anyone about it. So you sit in the theater for six hours, completely unprepared as the film just keeps going.

April 30th
12:05 AM
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genderikari:

drunk with power, steven moffat declares that the doctor’s name is “steven moffat”

February 25th
2:28 PM
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November 28th
1:16 PM
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imaginefucking:

Imagine fucking Steven Moffat. He tries to razzle dazzle you with interesting yet unappealing tricks during foreplay. Before you know it, you’re subjected to a quick and pathetic orgasm. When you tell him you’re disappointed, he walks out of the room. You’re left wondering how so many people can enjoy sex with him.

May 30th
11:41 AM
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