….holy shit I’m turning 20 tomorrow.
That makes me old in Tumblr years, doesn’t it?
I AM NOT READY TO BE A GROWN UP I MANAGED TO GET MY KITTEN STUCK UP A CURTAIN ROD FOR AN HOUR TONIGHT AND I THINK I BROKE THE TOASTER
My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
What’s this?
I think it goes in hair.”
(via 1967chevytardis)
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
(via thatpowellgirlalix)
You know what?
I don’t think this is a zombie outbreak.
I think that this is proof that Florida is freaking insane!
IF THIS IS THE ZOMBIE OUTBREAK, I AM COMING TO LIVE WITH YOU. I AM FAR TOO CLOSE TO FLORIDA TO BE OKAY WITH THIS.
You are more than welcome to crash on my couch, darling. Just don’t be surprised if I hose you down before I let you in.
You know what?
I don’t think this is a zombie outbreak.
I think that this is proof that Florida is freaking insane!
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Can we just discuss that he’s a wonderful person?
(via heathyr)
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
(via heathyr)
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I’ll save you CAP!
Oh god feels. I don’t even care. This is what happened.
Then he took him on a picnic and they held hands.
It was magical.
(via stevetonyfeels)
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i will never get sick of this
(Source: caiticornia, via dreamofflight)
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